Sometimes I Watch Jimmy Fallon

Sometimes I watch Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. I like to look at Jimmy, because, despite his New York origins, he has a kind, Midwestern face. I like to listen to him, because he's a gentleman. And very often, he's pee-your-pants funny.

What I don't watch is Dancing with the Stars. Sweet Jesus, that's a freak show and a half. Actually, I have seen one entire episode, one with Marie Osmond, and I'm pretty sure it was the cause of the bad stomach flu I woke up with the next morning. Yes, television can make you sick. Trust me.

While I don't watch that particular reality show, I did see a clip of Kate Gosselin dancing the pasodoble online somewhere, and I was truly mesmerized by her stomping dancing. Wait? Is she dancing, or is she just sort of walking around with attitude? See for yourself:



Now, watch Jimmy's version:



Oh, Jimmy. I think I prefer you to Dave, and Jay and pretty much every other late night host. It's because I feel like you're that awesome guy at the party who does weird, funny stuff and gets everyone else to do weird, funny stuff, and watching you is like watching that guy.